I'M STILL WEARING MATERNITY CLOTHES!!!
For those of you who had to endure the horror, my heart goes out to you, but I know
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!
I understand. You simply had no other options. It was either wear the muumuu or wear nothin' and If I were in your shoes, I would have reached for the muumuu too.
I'm pretty sure y'all had more sense than to keep wearing those tents 3 years after the fact. In my defense, the maternity fashions of yesterday are a far cry (and I mean CRY) from the maternity fashions of today (or 3 years ago). But, I know, the clothes may be cuter but it's time to let them go.
Farewell Motherhood labels.
Toodaalooo elastic pants.
Your services are no longer needed.
But, don't worry. It's just temporary.