I talk back to the t.v. Yes, I do. Occasionally I even yell at the t.v. "Don't go in there! It's a dark alley! Everybody knows you never go into a dark alley! Don't go into the dark places! Stay in the light! The light!"
Occasionally my hubby feels the need to say "You do know that they can't hear you, right? You do know that, don't you?"
Way to go, hubby. Way to burst my bubble. Yes, I do know that. However, I have to talk back to the people on t.v. I have to. They'd be helpless without me.
I have warned the people on t.v. about dark alleys and dark basements, and told doctors what the diagnosis is. I have helped parents make a decision and have laughed and cried with people. Yes, I know it's not real but I don't care.
I still have to yell at the t.v. It just makes me feel better. That way I prove that I'm "right."
And really, isn't that all that really matters?
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Have you talked to the people on "24"? I most certainly have!
ReplyDeleteBack when I watched the Price is Right, I would get so mad at the people playing the games. I would always say, "If I were playing I would have won the top showcase." LOL. Easy to say from the comfort of my own home huh? LOL
ReplyDeleteHugs to you Nan!
Kim
My Dad is terrible for shouting and talking to the TV! It used to drive me mad!
ReplyDeleteLove Collette xxx
Jason yells at other drivers. And I mean YELLS. Problem is that THEY can't hear him... only we in the car with Jason can hear him. It drives me MAD! I'm like "You do know they don't hear a bit of this, only WE HAVE TO HEAR IT, right?"
ReplyDeleteUgggh. Sorry - needed to rant.
You yell at the TV all you want, Nan! ((but they can't hear you either!))
Nan,
ReplyDeleteYou know we all know those things when they happen on TV yet what do we do when we hear things late at night? Right, we send our hubbies out to investigate and if we don't have hubby around, we go investigate. Why? Because you just need to know what that noise is and what is causing it. Crazy huh?
Love and Hugs ~ Kat
I think you probably don't need to worry until you are convinced they're talking back to you. At that point, please let us know and we'll stage an intervention. Until then, maybe, just maybe, one of those stupid women will listen and NOT GO IN THE SCARY DARK PLACE by herself. I'm just saying...
ReplyDeleteI just said that to my hubs last night. Be quiet..they can't hear you. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou mean you're not supposed to talk to the TV. Is there something odd about that? I thought everyone did that!
ReplyDeleteI also yell at the radio and at passing motorists, traffic lights, etc. I thought that was normal!! huh!
Well, I mean I guess that is no big deal to yell at the TV, I yell at the computer so whats the difference...RIGHT?
ReplyDeleteDear me...at least you are talking to SOMETHING...what happens when you start talking to NOONE and NOTHING!!!
ReplyDeleteNan, I talk to the tv all the time. I tried to tell those people on Big Brother that so and so was lying to them. But, unfortunately, they didn't get the message. (Neither did that girl in the woods)
ReplyDeleteWell, I've got you beat! I PRAY FOR THE PEOPLE! I forget they are characters and begin to pray for them! lol
ReplyDeleteThat's okay...if it makes you feel better, do it! :-)
ReplyDeleteLol...maybe it's a guilt issue. Like, if we warn them then it's not our fault they get murdered in the dark alley. Cause we told them! They just didn't listen,or couldn't hear, or whatever. That's just semantics, right? :)
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny. I have never been with someone who talks to the TV.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to come over one of these nights and watch you watching TV :)