Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Just Once I'd Like To:.....

Just once I'd like to.......

.....use the aluminum foil without cutting my finger on the sharp edge of the box.

.....get the shampoo without hitting my head on the shelf that's on the nearby wall. Yes, I could move the shampoo somewhere else, but I refuse to let it win. It's a pride thing.

.....chew gum without biting the inside of my cheek.

.....blow a bubble without getting gum all over my face.

.....choose the right line at the grocery store.

.....type a whole post without making a typing error. Slow down, you say? What would be the fun in that?

.....Shave my legs and not have the hair come back before I even have time to put the razor away.

.....blow my nose without having people wonder where the honking goose is.

.....watch an entire t.v. show without feeling like I have to have the t.v. remote in my hand or nearby. Just in case. Because you never know when you might miss something.

....not burn myself when baking!

.....have my hubby be surprised when I do strange things for my personal blog, like taking pictures of several pair of my jeans (you can see it here).

.....have vegetables taste as good as dessert does.


  1. Yes my friend, minus only a couple of those, I can totally relate! LOL

  2. Jajaja!
    thanks for making me smile/laugh!
    Have a Lovely♥Day!

  3. Sometimes reading what other people write on these blogs really helps me make it through the day. Thank you for reminding I'm not the only one who goes through things like what you have listed. :-D

  4. Hope you have a great day. You definitely made me smile.
    Blessings and prayers, andrea

  5. OK, when you get that dessert thing as good as the vegetables thing down pat, you let me know!! My hips would like to thank you! ♥

  6. Just once I'd like for dessert to be as healthy and figure friendly as vegetables. Then we could eat dessert as much as we wanted and losing weight wouldn't be so hard.

  7. I Concur totally!!!! I would like to just once have all my laundry done...wash dried folded and put away in once fell swoop...Wishful thinking!!!

  8. I"m so with ya on the foil! what is up with that!!??

  9. i would like to IRon without burning myself. Grrrr.

  10. If only....life were that simple. LOL!!! Fun post Nan.

    I would like to just leave a comment without making a spelling error. UGH!

  11. I always pick the wrong line at the grocery store! And if I do pick the right line...I usually see one that looks better and move only to have that line take forever! LOL!

  12. Nan,

    How I can completely relate to everything you have captured here. I am so glad to know that there are others out there much like me.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

  13. Man I agree to practically all of those especially the shaving the legs one!

  14. Choosing the right line in the store (and I don't care which one) would be a miracle for me. There is always somebody needing a price check, arguing about a price or wanting to apply for a credit card when there are half a million people behind them. I'm ALWAYS in that "half a million" number too...I'll look for you next time!

  15. Hey, if you quit baking, you won't burn yourself.

    This has been a "Great Tips From Erica" moment. =0)

    This message sponsored in part by Erica @ Scottsville.

  16. Me too!!! On just about all of them! :D

  17. Awww...I always pick the "wrong" lane and get behind the "slow" car. I think it is just God's way of telling me to slow down.


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