Just Once I'd Like To:.....

Just once I'd like to.......

.....use the aluminum foil without cutting my finger on the sharp edge of the box.

.....get the shampoo without hitting my head on the shelf that's on the nearby wall. Yes, I could move the shampoo somewhere else, but I refuse to let it win. It's a pride thing.

.....chew gum without biting the inside of my cheek.

.....blow a bubble without getting gum all over my face.

.....choose the right line at the grocery store.

.....type a whole post without making a typing error. Slow down, you say? What would be the fun in that?

.....Shave my legs and not have the hair come back before I even have time to put the razor away.

.....blow my nose without having people wonder where the honking goose is.

.....watch an entire t.v. show without feeling like I have to have the t.v. remote in my hand or nearby. Just in case. Because you never know when you might miss something.

....not burn myself when baking!

.....have my hubby be surprised when I do strange things for my personal blog, like taking pictures of several pair of my jeans (you can see it here).

.....have vegetables taste as good as dessert does.