Tuesday, September 8, 2009

THE VACUUM OF TOMORROW

You all probably have one conventional vacuum cleaner in your home. But let me tell you, that is soooo yesterday.

Your conventional vacuum cleaner is useless unless you plug it in. It's useless unless you push it around. It's useless unless you empty the bag. It's useless if your electricity is out. Of course, who wants to vacuum if their electricity is out? Not me!

Your conventional vacuum means more work for YOU, people! Do you really want to have something in your home that makes more work for you?

NO!!!!

Let me tell you what you need, people.

You need this, the vacuum of tomorrow:

This handy dandy vacuum cleaner comes with its own battery. It's rarely "off," and its nose detector is always working....even when it's asleep.

This clever little vacuum doesn't give up until it detects and eliminates the reason for the smell. Even if it has to poke under seat cushions or underneath kitchen stools.

This hospitable little vacuum will keep you company during meal preparation, and erase the evidence of anything that may happen to fall to the floor......before it hits.

This vacuum is made with a built in kitchen detector and will come running the minute you open the fridge.

This vacuum will operate independently of you. It will take the initiative and find even the things you don't want it to find. It's that good.

This vacuum also comes in several sizes.................


SMALL




AND MEDIUM

It also comes in large. I happen to have the small and the medium sizes. Which size works best for you?


12 comments:

  1. Works great with food, but unfortunately you must pull old faithful out to pick up the "furry" bunnies that roll around.

    Blessings, andrea

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  2. Ooh, I need one of those. LOL! :D

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  3. LOL! We have LARGE and small here!

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  4. We have a medium size here. yet, I find she is the one I have to vacuum because of the most! The hair and smell drive me crazy...cough, cough!

    Yet as far as food and other garbage, she's on it!

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  5. We don't have the small or medium. We only have the LARGE size, but she only works outdoors. Our vacuum is only good at cleaning up what we take to her.... or what we've thrown into the garbage as she sees fit to pull it out and tear it up and snack. Uggggh!

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  6. We have the medium size but he doesn't work too well indoors. Our security alarm is fantastic though. Nothing can sneak up on us.

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  7. Hahaha! We have the medium size. She's not allowed in the main part of our house, though! While she might pick up food, she would leave a trail of dog hair behind!

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  8. I could probably use the large size...but we have a medium one here! haha! He becomes trick dog when there's popcorn around! He rarely misses one! And yes...he's been known to 'vacuum' up some unattended snacks when no one's looking! So funny! I think he could use a good charge, though...sometimes his nose can't find those little crumbs I wish he'd vacuum!

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  9. That is too funny! I kept thinking it was some central vacuuming system of the future but it really only works on the food crumbs and not the dust and dirt. Do you have something that does it all?

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  10. I've got one too! And I totally love it!!

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  11. We do not have that vacuum, but would sure like one. We will take a large thank you very much:)

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  12. I was just telling my husband that we need a dog or a better broom!

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