Moms have x-ray vision. They know when their little one is feeding the vegetables to the dog.
Moms have the ability to predict the future. They know that a toddler, colored markers, and a living room wall is not a good thing.
Moms have awesome powers of deduction. When my son's milk glass was empty and there was a milk-ring in the sink.......detective mom did not need you to draw her a picture.
Moms have super hearing. They can hear "Hey, you want to sneak outside and play instead of go to sleep?" from two floors down.
Moms can run faster than a speeding bullet. They can detect an accident about to happen and rescue the lamp, dog, bowl of spaghetti or toddler before it hits the floor.
Moms have super hearing. They know when their toddler is tearing up books instead of playing quietly in his room. They can hear the quiet.
Moms have healing powers. They can make an owie better with just a kiss and maybe a cookie.
What super powers do YOU have?
LOL! So true! :D
ReplyDeleteI actually had my kids convinced when they were little that I could see EVERYTHING. They have since learned. Here is to SUPER MOMS!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is sooo true. My kids are amazed at how I can know so much about what they are getting in to. Scares me to know that my mother probably knew the same thing.
ReplyDeleteIt amazes me that we want our kids to be quiet, but whenever they are, we know they are up to something! My crazy boy is never quiet unless he is involved in mischief!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think I don't have ANY super powers...I know what my power is....Eyes in the back of my head LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteMy kids aren't impressed with all that I can do...but one day they will be.
ReplyDeletei couldnt agree more! :D
ReplyDeleteI know what teenagers want to do with an empty house, which is why we RARELY go away for a weekend at this point in our lives!! What a hilarious post - LOVE it and it's SOOO true! ♥
ReplyDeleteMy son thinks I'm so that MOM. He knows I know everything. I love that MOM power!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun post. It was more true for me when the kids were younger, not quite so much anymore. hahaha
ReplyDeleteGod knew what superpowers we needed in order to do this mom thing! That is for sure! LOL
ReplyDeleteI love having my super mom powers!! It works for kindergarten teachers too!!
ReplyDeleteI also have an extra pair of eyes to see what is going on in the back seat in the car. My kids are so amazed and everytime they ask how I know, I simply smile and reply, Mommy Superpowers. You only get them when you become a mom!
ReplyDeleteLove and Hugs ~ Kat
I can tell when my kids are lying to me. They both have a look and do something they don't realize...but I will not tell anyone what it is. Don't want to chance losing my powers. :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I forget how powerful i am built to be. Thanks for the reminder :)
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