Saturday, August 22, 2009

Driving Makes Perfect... NOT~

What kind of driver are you?


What kind of driver should you be?


A few secrets from the cars or minivans of the 5 Moms!


• I'm the kind of driver who is always driving perfectly...except for when I am swerving to hand my kids something in the backseat ~ Tarah

• I'm the kind of driver that texts while driving even though I know I shouldn't. Shame on me!!!~Erica

• I'm the kind of driver who may go through a YED light
(that is yellow & red if you get my drift) ~ Tarah

• I'm the kind of driver who "talks" with my hands, which makes it difficult to talk and drive at the same time! ~ Nan


• I'm the kind of driver who rides around with my TPMS light on for MONTHS and does not check out what it means...until I blow a tire and realize that TPS stands for Tire Pressure Monitoring System. ~ Tarah

• I'm the kind of driver who sits there and wonders what that annoying sound is, only to realize that the turn signal is still on! ~ Nan

• I'm the kind of driver that is a SUPER good backer-upper! This woman can back up at full speed just like I'm going forward. NO PROBLEM! ~Erica

• I'm the kind of driver that drives and drives around the whole stinkin' parking lot til I find the perfect spot (it's usually in the very front and preferably next to the buggies.) It not about being lazy, AT ALL! It's more about time management. *snicker*- Miti



• I'm the kind of driver that has a new do at each location because we have no A/C in our minivan...but I can sure rock the comb over! ~Mimi

• I'm the kind of driver that will accidentally push the wrong button and will turn the wipers on by mistake, turn the cd player on, or accidentally open the trunk while driving. ~ Nan

• I'm the kind of driver that drives with my eyes shut tight. JUST KIDDING PEOPLE! But I might as well be. I still can't believe I passed my eye exam at the DMV. It's a miracle! A miracle I tell ya! - Miti

• I'm the kind of driver that rides with my blinker on until it starts dinging at me to shut it off. I probably drive all the people behind me crazy. ~Mimi


• Crazy is under-rated, Mimi! ~Erica

• I'm the kind of driver that seems to get just a little too close to the parking lot medians. Every time I try to pull her on out of there to get to the next store, I end up going 4-wheelin' instead. - Miti

• I'm the kind of driver that hates to back out of parking spots & tries to drive forward whenever possible only to run over the parking blocks, get stuck & then back out anyways. ~Mimi

• I'm the kind of driver that will try to parallel park in a space that's too small, get almost all the way in, and then give up - which makes the people behind me waiting nice and mad - til they get the spot for themselves. ~Erica

• I'm the kind of driver that always forgets what side of the van my gas tank is on & has to drive around the gas station to get the pump on the right side. ~Mimi

• I'm the kind of driver that will adjust the rear view mirror about 50,000 times just so that I can get it "right." ~ Nan

• I'm the kind of driver that men like to refer to as a "WOMAN DRIVER." Whatever!!! - Miti


So you see, we're all PERFECT drivers.
So what kind of driver are YOU?


~ The 5 Moms

17 comments:

  1. So funny!! LOL!


    I am the kind of driver that fusses at her husband for driving in the left lane all the time, but find myself over there in the left lane more than the right lane when I drive. Oops!

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  2. Ya'll are too funny. I'm the kind of driver that is grateful NONE of you live near me. LOL Well, except for sweet Miti! Hey Miti, welcome back!!! We missed you! ((((hugs))))

    Beth

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  3. Too funny!!!

    I'm the kind of driver that HATES straight parking places, my cars just wants to slant anyway!!!

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  4. Great post.

    I'm the kind of driver that tries hard to miss the car coming toward me on the left side of the road only to run over someone's mail box on the right shoulder. LOL

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  5. Me? I'm the kind of driver who would rather walk a mile than have to parallel park. I actually failed that part on my test, but I knew the lady who gave it to me. Sometimes it pays to know people in high places!

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  6. Great post ladies...cuz we all know that women drivers are much better than men drivers...right!

    I am the kind of driver that is still singing Radio Disney even when my kids are not in the car!

    I am the kind of driver that uses the rear view mirror to yell at the kids while trying to stay in my lane!

    Have a Fabulous weekend! :)

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  7. I'm the kind of driver who is glad I'm not around you drivers. But I do admire Erica's talent of backing up. I cannot back up good at all.

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  8. I am the kind of driver that tries to cage every persons actions on the road and tries to prepare for every situation that may come my way. I leave considerable distance in the lane in front, drive the speed limit but hate to use my turn signal. The more I use it, the more I find drivers speed up to prevent me from merging in.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  9. I'm the kind of driver who drives on the left side of the road....

    .... G'day Y'all

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  10. I'm the kinda of driver who drives perfect of course, even when on the phone, oh I just can't park my minivan for crud! Funny gals!

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  11. What a fun post ladies!!!

    I'm the kind of driver that when I look toward the passenger to talk I tend to drive off the right side of the road!

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  12. I'm the kind of driver who bangs into the mailbox with the side-view mirror whenever I pull up to check the mail. Then, I do it again when I put the car in reverse to back up and pull in the driveway!

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  13. I'm the kind of driver who is very glad that there are no parallel parking spaces in the town we live in...

    I am the kind of driver that can hit the only pole in an an empty parking lot...

    Other than that, it's all good here! :D

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  14. Unfortunately, I was the kind of driver who left the gas pump in the tank and drove off. Well, that was twenty years ago, and quite an an experience! There is definitely a need for driving experience, so you can avoid bad driving experiences!

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  15. I'm a good driver-and I drive backward well also! People who can't park straight and people who don't use their blinkers drive me CRAZY!!
    Jen

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  16. My sister loves to say that I can parallel park a Mack Truck in a Motorcycle spot...because I drive big cars, duh we own 2 suburbans, and our down town is all about parallel parking:) fun post ladies.

    Kat

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  17. LOL! I'm a totally cautious driver to the point that people probably get mad because I'm overly cautious. I'm a good backer upper, too!!

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