Friday, June 26, 2009
Survey says that...
•9 out of 10 Moms Have let the TV Babysit their kids every now & then. We need a shower, right? Am I right? Who's with me?
•9 out of 10 Moms Have feed their kids snacks & called it a meal. Guilty as charged.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have kissed a baby bottom because they got a boo boo on it & kisses make everything feel better. What? You know you have...you are just to embarrassed to admit it.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have called their Moms for advice, in the middle of the night. Only 3 times so far. Once per child is a good average right?
•9 out of 10 Moms Have gotten peed on. Moms with boys hear me loud & clear.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have turned the Radio up in the car to drowned out the noise of their children.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have given something up to blog...I choose cleaning, anyone else?
•9 out of 10 Moms Have argued with a 3 year old.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have lost said argument. They got my number & know how to push my buttons.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have traded in their sports car for a Mini Van. Check out Old Jalopy.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have tried to reason with a 10 Month Old.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have skipped words when reading a story...for the tenth time.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have tried to sneak a treat without their child knowing & gotten busted by said child. Seriously, mine can hear a candy wrapper from 3 rooms away.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have sneezed & almost peed their own pants. Always carry a spare pair.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have visited every public restroom while running errands. Gross!
•9 out of 10 Moms Have bribed their kids to behave. Snacks work best.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have made at least 1 empty threat. More like hundreds. I hate when I do that!
•9 out of 10 Moms Have given in because it was just easier. Pick your battles before they start. Good advice, I should take myself.
•9 out of 10 Moms Have a stretch mark or ten...My super hero name would be Zebra Woman. I'm just sayin!
•9 out of 10 Moms Have hired a babysitter just to keep their sanity. Thanks Mom!
•9 out of 10 Moms Have caught themselves singing a kids song when the kids weren't even around. You know what I am talking about...Kids Bop & HSM. Please. You know you are some singing fools.
•9 out of 10 Moms look at that 1 Supermom & wish they could be just like her, but are thankful that there are 8 other Moms in the same boat as them.
I am so glad to be that 1 Supermom you are all admiring...Just Kidding!
Now who is in the same boat as me?