A: Who cares!? I long for the day that a chicken can cross the road without his motives coming into question. ~Erica
Q: How come the possum can't even get to the other side????? ~ Nan
How come people call you a chicken when you're too scared to do something? The chicken wasn't a chicken when it crossed the road. I think that was pretty brave of the chicken- Miti
Why do we call it a ponytail and two ponytails are called pigtails? Did I miss something? Do pigs have two tails? I'm just sayin...~Mimi
I've always wondered why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? English language...not one bit confusing~Tarah
What happened to the B batteries?~Mimi
How come the hair on our legs will only grow so far and then it stops growing, whereas the hair on our heads can grow and grow? How come I am even asking this question? ~ Nan
How come men can grow hair on their legs with no problem but lose the hair on their heads? How come I seem to be obsessed with leg hair today? ~ Nan
Why do they put braille on the drive thru ATM machines? ~Mimi
Egg Rolls and not really Eggs Rolled? In fact they are fried dough stuffed with vegetables and meat...does this make sense? ~Tarah
A joke from QB...What do pirates like to eat??? Arrrrrrby's ~ Tarah & QB
I am a homeschooling mom. Do you know what a homeschooling mom does at a parent-teacher conference? We talk to ourselves in the mirror. ~ Nan
I was a homeschooled kid! Did you know that in my class, I was Class Clown, Valedictorian, Most Likely To Succeed, AND Least Likely To Succeed? How cool is that? ~Erica
Erica, I guess you have no embarrassing school pictures because your Mom forgot it was picture day and dressed you in a Betty Boop shirt & forgot to comb your hair? No wait...that was Me & my Mom. ~Mimi
Just like Erica my kids are/were homeschooled. When my oldest graduated he was at the top of his class and the bottom of his class. I graded on a curve..... ~ Nan
Nan, did you ever buy yourself gifts for teacher appreciation day? It is actually a week long celebration...if not, you should write that into your lesson plans for next year! I'm just sayin...any excuse to get gifts right? ~Mimi
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
And only God
can make a tree.
(Yea, I know... doesn't rhyme a bit! That's why it's silly!) ~ Erica
"And so I sez to myself....self? I sez......." Yup, sometimes I find myself talking to myself. Then I find myself talking to myself telling myself that I am talking to myself. As if I'm not aware of it. The sad thing is, sometimes even I don't listen to me. ~ Nan
So that's what a homeschool parent-teacher conference sounds like. Interesting. - Miti
Don't worry Nan. We don't listen to you either! ~AnonEmous =0)
Wishing that chicken would cross the road and go leave a "gift" on Erica's front porch, lol! ~ Nan
Have a GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!
~♥ The 5 Moms