Monday, October 19, 2009

Your House Too, Huh?

~ A Cleaning Poem ~

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But 'click', I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it,
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.

*Of course NONE of this would really apply to me. I just received it in an email and thought it was too cute not to share. Hope you enjoyed it, too.


  1. oh dear ~ I would have to say this sounds like our house ;) LOL

  2. Oh cute! Now, I better go and get off my hiney! Oh and just thought I'd mention I am having a free blog makeover giveaway.

  3. OMGosh, that is so me! I had my house all clean last week, and today I sit surrounded by mess, completely unable (ok, maybe unwilling) to do anything other than click!

  4. LOVE IT!!! Thanks for to clean my mouse!

  5. Oh no...busted again! I actually am cleaning up today...just taking a break! What a cute poem...makes me feel a little less guitly about sittin on my hiney ;) Okay...back to work...the clothes won't clean themselves!

  6. Hi Erica!

    Cute poem.

    I hate the computer...on so many levels!

    I was thinking the other day how simple my live was BC (before the computer). I want to wake up in the morning and NOT think about blogging or reading email. I have gotten to where that is the first thing I want to do. I am working on removing that from my morning routine. You think I will make it? Are you a betting girl? What do you think the odds are of me accomplishing that goal? ☺


  7. Oh, I stand convicted!
    Off to tidy up my house! :)

  8. May not be you, but it sure is me! I'm guilty! And what's really sad, I'm not very ashamed about it either. ;=)

  9. Some things are just better left undone!!! JK
    This is so cute and I plead the 5th! :)

  10. TOOO CUTE! Never at my house...hahahaha.

    Blessings, andrea

  11. What!? Someone on the computer too much??? I've never heard of such a thing!!! Yep, gotta admit, my mouse is pretty darn clean too. That is HILARIOUS ~ ♥

  12. Umm, nope doesn't happen here...

  13. so that is why my house is such a mess!!!! Too funny! Thanks for the giggle! :)

  14. Thank you so much for the laugh . . . I needed it :)

  15. I loved it! Sounds like my house! I guess I will go clean a little bit to make me feel better!


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