Thursday, February 18, 2010

Did I Do That???

We all have moments when we think to ourselves, "Did I just do that?" Some of those moments make you wanna crawl under a rock while others make you wanna climb the tallest mountain and announce it to the whole world. I've had my share of both and here they are.

  • Blogged about bleaching the hair on my chinny chin chin and then some. Oh and don't forget about the picture. Oh boy, why did I have to bring that up again?
  • I once told my boss that he resembled the company mascot. The resemblance was uncanny to say the least. The only difference was that one was a cartoon sailor boy. He got a pretty good laugh out of it, thank goodness.
  • Gave birth to a little 7lbs human being. Wow, man, I did that?? How many men can say that?!!! Well, there is that one man, but let's just not go there, ok?!
  • Peed my pants. It's true! I laugh. I pee. I sneeze. I pee. I even run to the bathroom as if I were a pull-up wearing two year old doing the potty dance. And apparently I'm not the only one with leakage problems. I didn't know it was part of the post-preggers package.
  • And since we're on the subject, I'll go ahead and confess another leakage incident. First, let me ask you a question? Have you ever dreamed that you had to go and you searched and searched for a potty like there was no tomorrow? Well, I have and not only did I find that potty, but I actually used it too. I vowed that from now on I was going to pinch myself before I go.
  • I'm also guilty of the toot and run. Come on. Y'all know what I'm talking about. You're in the store and all of the sudden it hits you and it just comes out. Then you try going under the radar and over two or three aisles. Don't deny it...
Hmmmm.... I'm seeing a pattern here. Maybe I should stop before I give y'all TMI. To late for that, right?! Well, for what it's worth (my dignity, for sure) I hope you at least got a good laugh out of my mishaps.

DID I JUST BLOG ABOUT ALL THAT????
Miti Anonymous Momma

17 comments:

  1. Ahahahaha! Thankfully my bladder seems to have magically escaped the leakage part of post-preggers (which is really saying something since I have 5!!) but I'm SOOOO the 'toot and runner!'
    Did I just say that???
    Jen

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  2. what about sneeze farts...I call them the achoots. lmbo

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  3. I LOVED what BeLoVed AiMeE said "achoots" That is a riot. You gals are crazy. I must confess that the older I get, the poot-n-run is becoming more frequent. Also if I bend over, get up too fast, wear tight pants...you get the picture?

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  4. Oh miti this is too funny, but the comments are just as good. We call the toots and runs crop dusting. lOL I hate when I run into someone else's crop dusting in the store. Hits you like a ton of bricks when you turn the corner. I better not find you around that corner. LOL

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  5. baaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is too funny {and sadly I can relate--you know to SOME of these, ahem}

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  6. I am so glad I am not alone, on so many fronts!

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  7. Thanks for the summary of some of your foibles!! {Smiles!}

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  8. OK, I will confess one...

    I farted while giving birth. I was pushing, and out it came. And I stopped pushing because I was embarrassed, and the funny thing....no one noticed that I farted!

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  9. Ok Miti, (LOL) the person I met at the restaurant does NOT sound like the woman in this post. In person, you were so reserved. hee hee

    The toot and run sounds totally like my HUSBAND. Ha.

    You are too funny!

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  10. Seriously...this is one of the most hilarious posts ever! I can't stop laughing. And you know you find thing the funniest when you can TOTALLY relate to them. I have totally had that dream, Miti. And the "achoot" is the best name for a sneeze-toot ever....nice one, Beloved Amy! I achooted in my high school history class in the middle of a test...you know, when it was totally silent? And the worst part is that I was sitting right behind the boy I had a crush on. And you know those hard chairs reverberated, too. Nice.

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  11. urgent prayer request on arise 2 write.
    andrea

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  12. You have definitely captured some things I dont' think I could blog about. Love it just the same! Someone out there is much braver than I am!

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  13. Miti...Beloved Aimee needs to be informed that we call those Carts {cough fart} or Snarts {Sneeze Fart} I can not believe that you pee your pants too..I am printing this out to make hubs read it because he gave me crap the other day for laughing so hard that I piddled......Im not the only one!!!

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  14. LOL! I plead the fifth on some of these. ;)

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  15. Oh my....you all are cracking me up. Thanks for the laugh. I'm not admitting nothing.....hahahahaha

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  16. Holy cow, the post was hilarious and the comments just as funny! You girls are all hysterical! :D

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  17. So glad I went ahead and did this post. At first I was like nu-uh, and then I was ok, and then I was like post it? not post? I was thinking the other moms were gonna kick my little behind off this blog for such talk. Glad I sticked my guns though. I loved all the comments y'all!!! Y'all are hilarious and very creative with your name selections, I must say.

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