Things That Make Ya Go "Hmmm?"

EVER WONDER........

• Why sour cream is yummy but sour milk isn't? ~ Nan
  
• Why "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that has more than one syllable & it's got THREE? ~Erica
  
• Why when someone puts on a "pair" of pants they are really only putting on one set and not two? Yet it's still called a pair? ~ Nan
  
• Why people wear fanny packs on their pelvis & not their fannies? ~Mimi
  
• Why Mimi's name is very similar to the word meme, which she loves to do? ~ Nan
  
• Why sheep don't shrink up when you put them in the dryer? Oh wait... nevermind. ~Erica


• Why Erica is obsessed with putting sheep in the dryer?????? ~ Nan


• What Tarah's nickname was growing up? - Tarah


• What Mimi's nickname was growing up? - Tarah


• How often do you change your bed sheets? - Tarah


• Why some people say Pop and some say Soda? - Tarah


• How did we meet our spouses? - Tarah


• Why the light always changes just as you are halfway across the street and then you have to run? ~ Nan


• Why women shave their legs and underarms and men don't? ~ Nan


• Why I am always to full to eat another bite of dinner but I always have room for dessert? ~ Nan


• What 2 mints are in double mint gum? ~Mimi


• What I will do to Tarah if she tells my nickname from childhood? ~Mimi


• Why people want to know secrets so badly? ~Mimi


• What kind of toothpaste the fifth dentist recommends? ~ Nan


• How much money it will take to bribe Tarah to tell us Mimi's nickname? ~ Nan


• Why children can't hear you calling them from three inches away but they can hear the words "Do you want to eat at Mcdonalds?" from three blocks away? ~ Nan
  
• Why eating asparagus makes your tinkle smell? {P....U!!!} ~ Miti
  
• Why birds suddenly appear every time you are near? ~ Miti


• Why tight rolling your jeans was ever cool? ~Miti
  
• If it's still cool to say cool? ~ Miti


• Why monkeys have bare bottoms? ~ Miti


• Why monkeys like to pick their bottoms? ~ Miti


• If zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes? ~ Miti


• What Mimi's nickname was growing up? ~ Miti


• Why the chicken crossed the road? ~ Miti


• Why can't I stop asking why? ~ Miti


• Why do some people like to count sheep and others like to dry them? ~ Miti


• Why Goofy talks and Pluto doesn't? ~ Miti
  
• Why the phone only rings when you're in the bathroom? ~ Nan


• Why somebody came up with a game about hitting a ball with a stick and running around in a big circle and people pay to watch them do it? ~ Nan


• Why chocolate isn't a food group? ~ Nan

Now it's your turn!

EVER WONDER.......