Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Have No Fear........

Have no fear........

....if there is a public bathroom with no toilet paper, I will unknowingly be drawn to it.

.....if the parking lot is crowded, I will lose my car in it.

....if there is a door open somewhere, I will bump into it.

....if I bend down and there is a shelf above my head, I will hit my head on it when I stand back up.

....if I am wearing white that day, I will get a stain on it within 10 seconds of putting it on.

....if there is a wrong line to stand in, I will pick it.

....if there is a reason to be late, I will find it.

....if I want the phone to ring, it won't ring no matter how badly I want it to.

....if I don't want the phone to ring, suddenly everybody and their mother has to talk to me.

.....if there is a hard way of doing something, I will find it.

.....if I have no tissue, I will suddenly have an overwhelming need to blow my nose.

.....if I don't want to eat something, we have a ton of it. If I suddenly crave it, we're out of it.

O.k., now you know. Just so we're clear on this!

17 comments:

  1. Sounds like a case of "Murphy's Law" all over the place. Fun post!

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  2. Funny, I thought that was me!

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  3. Uh, huh! I heard that my friend! LOL. You're not alone by the way!
    Hugs
    Kim

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  4. We must be long lost twins.
    Blessings, andrea

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  5. I am always hitting my head on open cabinets, darn it!

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  6. I posted on your blog too.....you, Andrea and I must be long lost triplets separated at birth.

    here is one for you....."if there is dog puke on the floor, I will be sure to step in it before seeing it"

    neat!

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  7. Hey Nan! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! I'm right there with you on these! Here's another one. Even when I go to the store WITH A LIST, I'm bound to forget something anyway. (sigh)

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  8. I think we are all in the same boat!! Where are we going anyway? :)

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  9. Oh my.... how can we all be so alike :) Guess that's why we have all been brought together in this blog -a-sphere

    I am with Michelle as well only mine would be catpuke.....ew

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  10. Carol said it best...that "Murphy's Law" is always getting in the way...and here I thought it was just me.

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  11. Just can't get enough of that Murphy's Law-LOL!

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  12. Isn't this Newton or murphy's law? I think it should now be Nan's law. LOL So so true.

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  13. Oh so true!!! Thanks for letting me know I'm not the only one!

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  14. So as I read these, I was thinking "Yep, yep, yep" on each one. And then thinking how cool the stuff is that Non comes up with.

    =0) You rock!

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  15. I'm right there too. Someone mentioned the shopping list and forgetting something anyway. What I usually forget is the shopping list I made and printed out and then leave it sitting on the desk!

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  16. LOL! What about if there is a corner and I have no shoes on my feet, I will stub my toe. LOL!

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