Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Fall on your knees...Oh, hear Tarah Crying!
Novi, Michigan Twelve Oaks Mall
Who the heck knows?
Teenage daughter and mother with shopping bags as far as the eye can see..stuffed from one arm to the next and approach cramped, congested escalator. It's Christmas time in the city.
Both females appear to have made it on said escalator with no issues. Till mother decides to joke with teenage daughter and teenage daughter loses her balance. Does NOT just tumble but rolls violently, screaming and shreeking in horror as packages and presents are thrown from the top to the bottom. "I'm stuck" I scream!
My hair (to the middle of my back) is being eating by this chomping machine. Security runs over quickly as maybe about 60 people are staring at me as if I have just fallen down an escalator but why won't they stop looking??? Maybe it is because not only was my pride cut down a notch or two but so was my hair. Totally eaten and knarley....It was bad, It had to be physically cut out of the escalator..
My Most Embarrasing Moment caught before YouTube existed? Priceless.
My new holiday tradition: Avoid Escalators at all costs!
What is your holiday tradition?