Monday, June 7, 2010

Ya know, I was thinking...

...What if all food was invisible. There'd be a lot fewer stains on my kids' clothing. Heck, there'd be a lot fewer stains on my own clothing. Say for instance the pair of ivory slacks that I wore to work last Thursday, and unknowingly dropped a crumb of my Snickers bar onto them. An hour later, NICE chocolate stain right between my thighs. I was so proud! NOT.

... If all clothing was invisible, we wouldn't even have to WORRY about stains, would we? Oh wait, if clothing was invisible, what would be the point of wearing it? Well, I guess it would still be SUPPORTIVE even if invisible, right? Oh nevermind.

... What if instead we had all clothing made of PLASTIC! Yea, plastic... cuz then you could just wipe off ANYTHING that fell on it. Liquids wouldn't set in, they'd just bead right off. Yep, plastic is the fabric of the future.

... But if all clothing was made of plastic, imagine how sticky things could get when you start to sweat?! Or imagine how noisy it might be as you try to slip quietly into a meeting or conference or church service?

... Maybe we should just make stains POPULAR! Like the more stains you have, the COOLER and HIPPER you are! Afterall, the youngest of the young are doing it!

I'm bored.

~Erica

10 comments:

  1. If stains become popular I have several articles of clothing that I can start wearing again!

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  2. I would be so stylish if all stains were popular! Yep if the petition goes out I'll be the 1st to sign it lol.

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  3. Be a trend starter - wear your stains proudly and maybe they WILL become popular! It's all about attitude, right? At least that's what I tell myself, because it never fails, stains are attracted to me.

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  4. My boys would have so many more clothes if stains were the case! Oh well!

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  5. This is why I buy my guys clothes that are brown, black, dark blue...stains just sort of blend in! ;-)

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  6. Oh how I wish they would just invent a stain cleaner that truly works as well as they talk about. I've yet to really find a great one.

    Love and Hugs ~ Kat

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  7. Wow Erica! That was really out there! Too funny.

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  8. Oh those blessed stains. I can't tell you how many pieces of clothing that have hit the garbage because of stains. Grrr. It is always the brand name stuff too.

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  9. I'm with you. I hate having to give up wearing my favorite shirt in public b/c I've spilled something on it and it stained. Cuz yanno what? I'm gonna do it again to the very next shirt I wear! I'm just a stain magnet, and a klutz. as bad as the kids I tell ya! I think we should start a new fashion trend. stained, but clean. As long as it's clean...I think it should be ok.

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  10. Never fails - if I'm wearing some form of white I get a stain. Ugh! I thank God for stain removers and Tide To Go. :D

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