Until my day of reckoning came. I failed to reckon with our beagle who is about the size of a small elephant. That dog flings his hair everywhere without a care.
He loves to scratch his back all over my blue and white checked slipcovers. As he walks by my coffee table he leaves a little of his DNA on that too. I have found beagle hair on my kitchen counters, in my kitchen cupboards, on top of my dishes, and recently I noted on facebook that I found a dog hair in the fridge.
In the fridge, people! Now, either my dog is having a party every time we leave the house or his hair can fly. Or he can fly.
Do you know that dog hair floats? It floats!!!! (Please don't ask me how I know that.)
I no longer feel superior to cat owners. Instead, I just hope that they will avert their eyes in pity whenever I walk by them. However, I know that they are turning around and staring at all that dog hair on my back.
Let's just say that you ought to invest in a company that sells lint remover, because I think that their stock is about to go up.