Have No Fear........

Have no fear........

....if there is a public bathroom with no toilet paper, I will unknowingly be drawn to it.

.....if the parking lot is crowded, I will lose my car in it.

....if there is a door open somewhere, I will bump into it.

....if I bend down and there is a shelf above my head, I will hit my head on it when I stand back up.

....if I am wearing white that day, I will get a stain on it within 10 seconds of putting it on.

....if there is a wrong line to stand in, I will pick it.

....if there is a reason to be late, I will find it.

....if I want the phone to ring, it won't ring no matter how badly I want it to.

....if I don't want the phone to ring, suddenly everybody and their mother has to talk to me.

.....if there is a hard way of doing something, I will find it.

.....if I have no tissue, I will suddenly have an overwhelming need to blow my nose.

.....if I don't want to eat something, we have a ton of it. If I suddenly crave it, we're out of it.

O.k., now you know. Just so we're clear on this!