Did I Just Sing That Out Loud?

First of all, I think Bluetooth is a strange name for a phone. O.k., it's not really a phone exactly. It's an ear piece thingy that uses your phone. Or something like that.

But seriously. Bluetooth? Shouldn't it be called BlueEAR? Because if you talked on the phone long enough without taking a breath, wouldn't your face turn blue, not to mention your ear?

That said, I think I need one.

I mean, think about it. I could drive in my car and talk to myself all day long and no one would ever know about it. I could sit at the stoplights in my car and sing songs and talk and laugh, and people would think I was talking on the phone.

I could walk through grocery stores and talk to myself and no one would think it strange. They would just assume I was talking on my Bluetooth. My hair is long enough to cover my ears and I could probably pretend I have one and no one would know I didn't.

I need one. I just don't like sitting at stoplights, singing along to the cd (or the radio) and having people see me sitting in my car, all alone, and know that I am singing along to it.

It's kind of embarrassing.

It's kind of like singing in the shower. Only without the water. And of course, you're dressed and in a car with an audience next to you.

Who is laughing at you because you're all by yourself singing in a car.

Not that I sing in my car, of course.

Not that I talk to myself either.

That would be pathetic.

I never talk to myself........well, hardly ever and I never argue with myself because I always win and I am a sore loser.

If you want me I'll be in the car. Singing and talking to myself. Feel free to laugh and point.